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Web Based American Idol Style Animation Show Down

As a web entrepreneur, I've seen lots of web business concepts. Most we're clones of Digg or Facebook or some other big site. http://adasport.com is refreshingly unique. As I find unique business concepts like stumbleupon.com I post them in my blog. This is why you haven't seen a website feature in a while.. It's been that long since I've seen something worth posting about. 

When the owner of adasport came to me, I didn't think much of the web business concept. Dueling online animations. It's novel. But how powerful that concept is is totally dependent on the quality of the content. And in this case, I think they pretty much nailed it. Let me know what you think below. I think it's hillarious: 

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Vayama Charged Me $1000 After Saying They Wouldnt

Dear @Vayama,

I love that you offer that 60 minute 100% cancellation policy. It
sounds great. You offer a mystery airline and a mystery itinerary...
so in theory... you have it all straight.

But Not. I booked a trip (PN11RD) from LAX to ICN. After getting an
itinerary that required an overnight stay from midnight to 11am in SF,
I decided to cancel my order. I got a courtesy email (EXHIBIT A)
saying that I wouldn't be charged.

I got charged (EXHIBIT B) $1000.

I'm a web business consultant. I charge oodles of dollars per hour.
The time it took me to write this, contact my bank, look for your
contact information (nowhere on your courtesy emails), I'd charge you
at least seven oodles and half a flotsam.

Please
a) either transfer my ticket to another itinerary that doesn't require
an overnight lay over in SF,
b) if impossible, reinstate my last order
c) if none of the above are possible, issue an immediate credit (since
your email said I wouldn't be charged but was)

Otherwise.. I'll have to send you a bill for debugging your UX to the
tune of $Jetsam.

________

Dear Reader, Vayama is THEORETICALLY a solid business structure. I'll
update this blog post with my IRL UXperience. Stay tuned.

Bob Wan Qi Kim
Fortune 1000 Web Business Strategy Consulting
310 598 1606
347 476 1267
SF, LA, NYC
http://journik.posterous.com/tag/references

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Youtube FAILS again at monetizing themselves.

Link to my reasons on mashable

"With the new change, now Promoted Videos are contextually matched to YouTube partner watch pages (simply YouTube’s term for an individual video’s page) based on the content of the video and text on the page, giving publishers an extra promotional boost on video pages that are naturally related to the audience’s interest. "

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How to move to Jamaica (or Costa Rica or Fiji...) and make BANK (I'm serious.)

@WOnet wants to return to Jamaica but this time, with his family. Where do you want to live? Costa Rica? Fiji? Argentina? Prague?

There are many places on earth where you could live like a duke, maybe not a king, but atleast like a duke if you just had a non local income. Local incomes require you to be in a location. Hence, it's called "local."

I can live well in any of these countries because I have already built my non-local value delivery mechanism aka ecommerce website. I sell mp3s and videos.

You may think at this point that you have nothing to sell. This is where you are dead wrong. You'll realize how much precious knowledge you've acquired along the way if you try to teach an apprentice what you do. You'll realize all the subtle nuances that you've absorbed through observation and osmosis. You'll realize that you have a wealth of value in your head. This is why you get paid. It's for that wealth.

You may think at this point that you have nothing to sell. This is where you are dead wrong. You'll realize how much precious knowledge you've acquired along the way if you try to teach an apprentice what you do

The master mechanic who fixed that major steamship with one bang of his monkey wrench didn't get paid for his work. He got paid because he knew WHERE to bang.

You have this knowledge. I know this because my secret superhero identity is a meditation teacher. The value of meditation is that you can objectively observe your own mind. If you did so, you'd see a sea of opportunity.

The mechanics of how is simple as well.

All you have to do is start a warm oceanfront bonfire on a cool lonely evening and people will sit around it. Get sponsors to pay for the wood and the blankets embroidered with their logos. Take the money and move to Ghent, Belgium. That's where I'm going. It's older than Budapest, and brighter than Prague.

Oh, wait, I'm still in meditation teacher mode talking in metaphor, lemme take off my cape. Download and install the latest PHPBB forum. Add the SEO plugin. Every single time you have a realization, a dillema, a conflict, an issue, a solution... create a forum post about it. People in your line of work will google and find your entry in this cold dark world wide waterfront.

To make it easier, start a tumblr.com to just call in your realizations. But remember to write them down so google can find them. To make it even easier, start a posterous so you can just txt message them into a blog post.

To make yourself more visible in google, swap links with other bloggers and forums that you ALREADY find in google. Google trusts it's own. Pretty soon, some marketing director in some florescent cubicle will find you and ask you to take their money. How you speed up this process is another discussion. Ask me about it Twitter: @journik. But I recommend you buy "33," You'll see how I live the way I do and how simple it really is to break your florescent shackles.


 

 

 

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The one fatal, deadly, mortal, sin that 99.999% of all entrepreneurs commit

It wasn't the product or the invention. It was you. Sorry.

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Is there just one? Yes, if you look at 99.999% of the worlds most promising applications and inventions. Just one. What is it? It wasn't the product or the invention. It was the inventor.

Let's imagine you were not the one popular kid in school. And lets imagine you discovered the most ergonomic, arch supporting, econically reasonable, sneaker with the longest lasting rubber sole poly-compound. Did you ever figure out why nobody else bought that same shoe? Did you ever figure out why everybody insisted on wearing those ugly vans-off-the-wall that tore-on-the-sides?

It wasn't the product or the invention. It was you. Sorry.

Do you think that if Facebook was not made by a popular Harvard University kid, it would be so big? Do you think that if Twitter was not made by a Google Exec, it would be as big? In other words, if you wrote the software for twitter and facebook, everyone would still be wearing multipatterned crappy sneakers.

But cheer up. This post is designed to give you visibility into why 99.999% of developers and inventors fail. Now that you know, you can succeed. ... I know web 2.0 people who make checkers and polkadots fashionable. Contact me about your webapp. I'll see about getting you connected.

In otherwords, NDA's, confidentiality agreements, and keeping a project hush hush is worthless

In otherwords, NDA's, confidentiality agreements, and keeping a project hush hush is worthless. Even if a thousand people duplicate my web app, The person with the right connections always wins. Think about it. How many brilliant novels never get discovered like J.K. Rowling? CONT Startups | Venture Funding

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How to get clients and establish yourself as a consultant

"I need a masters!" is the most common excuse I hear.

I have a friend of mine in the movie business. He says, "I need funding." It's the same difference. Until you realize you already have everything you need to do what you want, you'll never live the dream.

A mentor once told my "film-maker" friend that if he wants to make movies, he should just keep making movies. He stopped filming shortly after school -- about ten years ago. He's been looking for funding ever since. So I guess he's not a film maker any more. He's a fundraiser now.

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What I'm telling you is that if you want to do something, do it.

If you want to be a supply chain logistics consultant, consult! If you want to be an international fashionista, fashionistaize! If you want the world's biggest event catering chain, chain it up!

And yes. It IS as easy as I make it sound. There's no room for, "I need clients." There's no space for, "I need buyers." "There's no time for, "I need investors."

And yes. It IS as easy as I make it sound. There's no room for, "I need clients." There's no space for, "I need buyers." "There's no time for, "I need investors."

Keep on doing what you do best to the point of loosing inches on your belt and hours on your sleep. If nobody pays you to consult, consult for free (what do you think I'm doing?). If nobody buys your clothes, dress them for free (What do you think Channel did?). If nobody funds your company, get two jobs (I bet you didn't realize Twitter's been around for over six years being told it'll never work).

If you keep on keeping on, eventually, some who is willing to pay for your genius will pay you. If you keep on keeping on, someone who is willing to pay more will pay you more.

Just make sure your public facing work keeps improving. You guage this by how many people pay attention. If the number doesn't grow, your work is not improving.

RT @AwesomeMoi: @journik The clients you refuse to take on is just as important as the clients you do.

Even if you do absolutely no marketing or networking, if you create a body of work, the body takes on it's own life. People will mysteriously find it. If you know how to market yourself. It'll happen even faster.

NEXT: How to blog for clients

Tell me what you are trying to build. I'll tell you what you SHOULD do to succeed - @journik

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Don't Even THINK about launching a startup now OR why you SHOULD (How Twitter can destroy your reputation)

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Do you know the color of the grass you're standing on? It's hard to see the landscape from where you're standing so lets look over yonder. Jump in the Journik Time Machine and imagine it's the industrial revolution. Imagine all sorts of new contraptions contrapting away. Imagine that you're really not sure if light bulbs are from god or the devil. Imagine that vaccines are either a godsend or wicked sorcery. Imagine that rock and roll was actually satanic seduction.

Now, imagine that you and all your neighbors got one of those fancy PE Coach Megaphones. The kind with the red tip.

Now you know the landscape where you stand.

If I get a stomach bug just before I eat at your restaurant, it's your fault.

Freedom fighters can broadcast each and every bullet ripping through space and hearts. Governments can trace every tweet back to every keystroke. And you are trying to start a business now.

This is why I sent out a series of tweet hashtagged #socialcrm

If I get a stomach bug just before I eat at your restaurant, it's your fault.

If I crash my webapp just before you go offline for server upgrades, it's your fault.

If I sleep with a skank last week and develop a rash where it counts just after I make sweet love to you, it's your fault.

And you want to launch a startup now?

Good news is, the reverse is also true.

If you launch a tiny little social company that had absolutely no impact on the environment, healthcare, civil unrest, or financial crisis today, just before all these issues magically resolve themselves, it is again, your fault.

And you want to launch a startup now?

What are you trying to get off the ground? @journik me and lets talk.

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How to market your iPhone App or Web App #Marketing

Brings up a resonnant concern. Many of you developers wonder if it's worth your time submitting apps to directories. The rule of thumb is that people always flow to the "point of lowest resistance."

What I'm saying is that people will look for what they need in the closest, fastest, easiest place.

"For a tree to flourish, it must plant itself by streams of flowing water." - King Solomon

When Yahoo sucked, the Human Directory Project was that place.

Now that Google rocks, directories don't. I mean seriously, when was the last time you personally went to a directory? I just got a tweet asking me how to raise CTR so, "I can make a lot of money with google adsense." I asked him, "When was the last time you clicked on a Google ad?"

You are a human too. You are not immune to the "point of lowest resistance" rule. If you don't use directories, nobody does. Not CTOs, not IT guys, not your customers. Nobody.

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So, go to the point of lowest resistance.

"For a tree to flourish, it must plant itself by streams of flowing water." - Solomon

Next post: how to find your "point of lowest resistance and grow roots." You'll remember this if you RT it. @journik

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The Dao of Writing a Business Plan for a Startup and Venture Capital

You've all heard of the farmer with the goat, wolf, cabbage dilema right? He can only carry two at a time on a boat across a river. How does he transport all three without one being eaten in the process?

Ironically, when my two passions, education and web are mashed together as in Edufire, 2tor, etc, these startups create precisely this dilema (actually, can I say "paradigm" here? It'd be so fitting).

Let me explain. The easiest business model is referred to in the Daoist / Buddhist Circle of Emptiness. You take a space, you draw an arbitrary enclosure to artificially create an inside and outside. Nothing really changes or moves. It's just a perceptual change. 

How do you intend to create sufficient back pressure so that when

You see this in Sag, Aftra, Steel Workers of America, The guys that have to flip on the light switches in your trade show booth, etc. It's called a union. Same people doing the same work. No physical shift in behavior or activity. Just an arbitrary line that redefines everything. This is the easiest business model.

Provide value to a marketplace that already exists while asking them to really change nothing. (PS. if you've ever wondered, this is why that "circle of emptiness is never supposed to be drawn closed.")

But, if you're going to create a disruptive technology, you must disrupt. Disruption is a violent event. Disruption is an active event. And the lowest common denominator for active events is the yin-yang. Google's business model is based on the Yin-Yang paradigm (THERE I did it!).

Google got you to stop using yahoo and the yellow pages and 411 and your BBS and who knows what else. How? They created a dynamic yin-yang cycle by offering free white rice to anyone fast. Google gives white rice and the whole world takes it. Nobody else gave as much as fast.

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Then, naturally, the Dao takes over, "... and two becomes a multitude." Concession stands pop up on either side of the river of people to Google. Guys selling beans, beer, bread, beverages, etc... proliferate. And so do investors.

Trouble is, when you try and build a business model that requires three components. Daoists refer to this as "unity between heaven, man, and earth." And that is exactly what any educational web startup does. 

For all intents and purposes, the "empty circle" model does nothing but define what people already value. It's kinda like a functional "emperor's new security blanket." The yin-yang model actually creates change by satisfying a hard prexisting need to one recipient group. 2Tor, edufire, and that UN school by Rasheed or whoever must do three things.

An educational website business model must satisfy students, teachers, and the value giver (the company).* If you bring the students without the teachers, they never come back. If you bring the teachers without the students, they get depressed - and when the students do start trickling in, they teach poorly. And the students never come back. Finally, you've got to do all this in a way that pays the value giver. Hell, if you need seed capital as well (that would be the 4th element and it's that buddhist symbol that looks like a swastica but reversed).

In science and evolution, when several things must come together at the same time and in perfect order, they call it, "indiminuative something or other. @journik me on twitter if you know that that is." Anyways, what I mean is that all things must come together in a passionate synchronous big bang for life to occur. 

What Google did in it's duality paradigm is collect a shit ton of data, spider it, make sure their serving table didn't crash upon mass rice eater spike, THEN open the flood gates. 

Now, getting back to you, how many key components are in your wallet (UGH! damn commercial!) .. in your business plan? How do you intend to create sufficient back pressure so that when the yin and yang meet or when heaven, man and earth meet, there will be a synchronous big bang?

To comment or RT, follow my team at http://twitter.com/solidtweeple/friends

NEXT: Why people dont do what you want them to

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*unfortunately, this is where most of you will make a fatal miscalculation. You may think, well, I want a website, teachers wanna teach and students wanna learn. After spending millions on infrastructure, marketing and pr, you will most likely fail or get absolutely abysmal return on investment.

Why? Because you will are missing the key driver. Imagine if Google decided to offer free chopsticks. If your main message to potential students is "affordable education," you are offering them cheap chopsticks.

An educational website is structurally  orders of magnitude more complex than a dating website which also conforms to the trinity model. In a dating website, you, bring man and, well, woman together. They each want each other. DONE. 

In an educational website, A teacher wants a student but a student does not want the teacher back. In an educational website, A teacher wants a student but a student does not want the teacher back.  To a teacher, teaching is the key driver.

To a student, education is chopsticks - a means to an end. You cannot effectively motivate a key structural component to participate if you do not directly strike at his key motivator. How? Follow me and my team at http://twitter.com/solidtweeple/friends and let's talk.

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How to get people to follow you back on Twitter

Write an important, meaningful, passionate blogpost. Put it in your Twitter profile. Make your bio match the theme of your blog. Now, go follow people who's blogs reflect the same passion. How? How to find your soul mate on twitter. They will get an email telling them you followed them. They will read your profile. There's a chance they will follow you back.

"If you go out in search of a friend, you will find they are few and far in between. If you go out seeking to be a friend, you will find them plentiful" - Me (and some famous dude).

I have a rediculously high followback percentage. If I follow ten people ___ people follow me back. RT this, and I'll dm you that percentage so you know how effective your bio really is.

To RT, copy RT @journik How to get people to actually follow you back http://bit.ly/followbackbitch and shoot it out at me. And if you follow me I'll give you stuff like this all day long, so click http://twitter.com/journik

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