Short answer: Iodized salt.

Replace iodized salt with Kosher Sea Salt. And do not eat at any fast food restaurants. They all use iodized salt.

Long answer: Any idea why it is that, "when it rains, it pours?" To quote Morton's Heritage Site:

[In 1911] Morton loved the picture that expressed the Morton message — that salt would run even in damp weather. But the copy that went with it, "Even in rainy weather, it flows freely," was too long. Morton felt it needed to be shorter and snappier.

This was a big deal because the turn of the century housewives and restaurants had to open the tops of salt shakers and use the back of their forks to break up the clumpy salt before sprinkling it onto their food.

Any guesses how Morton solved the clumpy problem? Iodization (calcium silicate)! (SEE picture) He greatly reduced natural salt's water solubility and cohesion by "iodizing!"- In 1911!

In case you didn't notice. It's based on the same stuff that manufacturers tell you not to eat. And here's the logical reason why Iodized salt will kill you. It frikkin resists humidity! Think about it. If it doesn't react to moisture in the air, how well do you think it will break down in your body?! (once again..) If it doesn't react to moisture in the air, how well do you think it will break down in your body?! (one more time...) If it doesn't react to moisture in the air, how well do you think it will break down in your body?!

NOTE! Silica Gel, pictured here is similar but not the same thing as calcium silicate. Either way, silicate is the same stuff that silica and glass is made from - silicone.

(this note is an edit. Added as a result of Stephanie Martinez's eagle eye)

Bottom line. Iodized salt, made for the convenience of lazy ass homosapiens is killing our mothers and sisters. Iodized salt inhibits the body's ability to circulate blood. When taken in conjunction with carbonated drinks, it also creates clumping in fatty tissue. This is called cellulite. Try a test. Ask a woman in her 40's with perfect thighs if she drinks Coke. The answer will be no. Ask a woman in her 30's with cellulite and she will say yes.

Can you tell I'm itchy to talk about carbonation now?

For now, leave knowing that you are putting 1911 technology in your body three meals a day. ... (the following was changed and stricken due to an insightful and sensitive comment from @susanreynolds) Also see

never said silica will hurt you. =) RT @LegalCookie: @daoism Alarmist nonsense. Silica is also sand. It ain't gonna hurt you.

— Daoism: Tao of Peace (@daoism) May 23, 2009

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